A DAILY PRAYER
So far today I have done alright!
I haven't gossiped, haven't lost my temper,
haven't gotten caught with my pants down around my ankles,
my fingers where they shouldn't be.
I haven't robbed, raped, rioted or murdered.
I haven't been greedy, grumpy, itchy or bumpy
I am very thankful for that.
But in a few minutes Lord, old buddy old pal,
I am going to get out of bed,
and from then on,
I'm probably going to be trying to get laid
I'm asking you to look the other way.
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