|You see her count every gram.
She burns all your teaspoons.
Her bedding is crusty to the touch.
There are always strangers on top of her.
There's jizz all over the room.
You know there's nothing she won't screw.
You are losing her to a pimp.
It's time to talk about it!
Please, if you think your foreign
friend or roommate might be a crack whore, call the INS and get
her deported back to where she came from immediately. Because for
every guy she screws, one licensed American crack whore sleeps alone and goes
without crack. Think about it.
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