Does Rohypnol Live Up To The Hype?
You've all heard about Rohypnol in magazines, on the radio and on TV. If we are to believe the marketing machine, Rohypnol is "the official date rape drug of the new millennium" and "she'll never know what hit her." For this article, we gave four of the guys here at divisiontwo's Boys' Club some Rohypnol and asked them to put it to the test. Here's what we found out:
When divisiontwo secured our Boys' Club team some illegal Rohypnol from Carlos in maintenance, I was skeptical. Not because I didn't believe the claims, but because I was concerned that sex with an unconscious person wouldn't be as much fun as when they're awake and kicking. Let me just say this right now: It's more fun. I was able to do three of the girls in my building who never before gave me the time of day. And when they're out cold, you don't have to put up with the usual "You're going too fast," "That hurts," "You'd better still be wearing that condom," or "Did you just call me 'mommy'?" After I was done, I simply dumped them off in the elevator, where they woke up later and obviously had no clue we had shared a very special moment. I've walked passed them in the halls since and they haven't even given me a funny look. I even made some good videos out of the test that you can order from divisiontwo's storeroom. Rohypnol earns a definite 5 from me.
Rohypnol put my sixteen-year-old stepdaughter out within twenty minutes of finishing her Hi-C. I was able to do her on the couch while the wife was out shopping. It was a dream come true. I had my way with her for at least an hour before I got her dressed and put her to bed for a "nap." If I had known the wife was gonna be out for half the day, I'd have taken my time a little more. Overall, I give Rohypnol a 5.
I took the Rohypnol that divisiontwo gave me to test, but I don't see what the big deal was. I just fell asleep for a few hours. I could have done that on my own. I give Rohypnol a 1.
I've been a fan of Rohypnol for years, so testing it for divisiontwo was no problem at all. Over the years, I've found it to be an effective last resort when she just won't give up the kitten, but her slackened jaw makes getting a good blow kind of difficult. It is somewhat easier to get it down her throat without her gagging, though. Rohypnol is a 4 in my book.
Usually when they see Jocko Junior they get scared he'll rip them in half, so a lot of times I have to put up with just a hand job or a half-hearted blow. But with Rohypnol, I was able to give my whole boy to her and she didn't whimper once. I saw her the next day at Blockbuster and she was walking with a limp, but that's to be expected after riding a cock the size of a billy club. I give Rohypnol a perfect 5.
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