I am very pleased that you could stop by!
I hope you enjoy your stay in Kelly's World!
To briefly tell you
about myself...
I am 13 and I go to Ridge Crest Junior High School.
In my spare time, I like to read novels by Danielle Steele and
Honey McHotpot,
and spend time with my black friend Kiesha who my mom calls
"jigaboo girl".
I like to ride horses!!! Just like in this picture I found under
my mom's bed of mom and my dad's sister Julie:
I also
spend a lot of time (my mom says too much time) looking for
pictures of dead bodies on the web.
When we go to visit I relatives I get to play with my aunt
Julie's friendly retriever Sammy.
I found this picture in a box labelled X-Mas Lights in aunt Julie's bedroom closet.
I also
like to make TONS of cool web pages for my own site and for
divisiontwo!
When I'm bored in class I draw lots of cartoons like this one:
"Fill Me Up Kitty" got me suspended for three days last
October.
and of
course...
I LOVE TO MAKE FAN PAGES FOR BRIAN LITTRELL!!!!
I am also a huge
angel lover, collector, and true believer!
This is
an angel staring at her cunny.
Meet my adopted
guardian angel...KYLIE. She's a lipstic dyke.
Sometimes
she snorts coke and dreams she can fly.
Please help support the 'Adopt A Transgendered Clown' program. By doing so you are taking the hand of a transgendered friend or neighbor and joining it in creating a never ending circle around the world that will empower us to stand up and be the voice for all transgendered of this planet -- like my aunt Paula! |
Aunt Paula My Aunt Paula had her weener cut off last year so she could be a woman. The doctors let her keep part of it in a jar. It's gross! |
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Please display this
teardrop on your page to show that you care about negroes like my
black friend Kiesha. When you call her names like "frizzy
hair" and "monkey girl" she cries and tells the
principal on you and you have to go talk to the anti-hate
councelor Dave Strickman.
~Please help stop
Animal Sexual Abuse~
The
doggie in this photo is committing an act of ASA and is making
the little boy cry.
Remember you can
verbally abuse a child also, and it doesn't leave big bruises
that can be tracked to you. But please don't do it!
Meet my adopted baby boy...
TAYLOR
He is just learning
to crawl!
Taylor needs lots of THC!
So PLEASE don't be mean to him
or pull on his wing-wang,
because when I did that to my little brother my mom yelled at me!
Also, meet my
adopted cyber puppy...
Rover
He is a very
friendly puppy
who loves lots of THC just like me and Kiesha do!
So PLEASE...do not be mean to him,
or pull on his wing-wang,
because aunt Julie's dog bites me when I do that!!
I support Breast
Cancer Awareness
I always check
Kiesha's breasts for lumps when she's sleeping. One time she
almost woke up and I quick pretended I was just rolling over in
my sleep.
Join together to stop racism...
These are my adopted cyber
friends! Way over on the left there's Lance, the gay construction
worker who likes to stick his weener in boys' butts. To the right
of him is Swiss Miss; she likes to sniff gasoline to get high.
Then there's Annie, the butch dyke with small boobs. Next to her
is Janice, a retard who drools all the time. The girl in the
green is Nancy. She's a total bitch. Don't cross her or she'll
kick your fucking teeth in. Holding her hand is a negro girl
Tanika (tuh-NEE-kuh) who sucks dick for money. The redhead next
to her is Pippy, a slut who likes taking it up the pooper. The
guy in the gray shirt is Justin; he bleached his hair when he
came out as a fag. The girl in the read shirt is Chesty; she's
dumb as dirt but I could eat breakfast, lunch and dinner off
those boobs! Then there's the black guy Leroy, he's in a gang and
he has a peener that's bigger than my arm! The girl in the pink
dress is Lucy. I named her that because she looks like a girl in
my class named Lucy. This Lucy likes to stick her fingers in her
private, like I saw the real Lucy do in the bathroom after the
class Christmas party. And finally, the guy all the way on the
right is Lucus. He's 44 and he's never seen a girl naked except
his mom.
Display this hand on your website and stop discrimination against
cross-breed people like mullattos and mestizos! They're like the human
version of mules.
Another thing that I love is to make new friends!!
I've met some
wonderful people on ICQ and the #Daddy4Daughter channel on IRC!
Some of the regulars
I chat with are:
GYPSY-she is a very sweet, intelligent
and talented girl who says she can take two weeners at once!
(That's nothing; I ate four once at a picnic)
Sam-he is kind and caring and always
listens to me and always asks me to meet him in person to talk
about my problems!
Tommy-very fun friend who likes to send
me pictures of boys with rings on their peeners.
And to all the rest
of my internet buddies...
Notice: this site (Division Two magazine) was restored from its
original location by Shlomi Fish, as
he found it amusing. He hosts it on his domain and maintains
information
about it on his home site. Shlomi Fish is not responsible for its contents
of divisiontwo.shlomifish.org.
In Loving memory for the students at
Columbine High School, Littleton Colorado, who got shot up by my
cousin and his friend.
